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Top 10 NBA Centers 2009-2010
Written by Boyd Madsen   
Monday, 16 November 2009 16:25

I wrote this whole piece once, then the browser failed, and I lost it, so screw this crap.  Here you go:

10. Andrea Bargnani-hard to respect a man named Andrea
09. Andrew Bogut-probably thought he had escaped Michael Redd's indiscriminate jacking of threes only to have Brandon Jennings join the team
08. Brook Lopez- His brother is named Robin, isn't he?  You have to wonder what effeminate, androgynous name his parents would have given a triplet.  Terry? 
07. Mehmnet Okur- Best 3 point shooting center in the league.  Which might be a bad thing.  Also, cool hair.
06. Marcus Camby- Awesome on defense.  Awful looking shot.  I could finish the NY Times crossword puzzle in the amount of time it takes him to get off a jumper.
05. Joakim Noah-You could kick a field goal through the gap in his teeth.  Well, you could if you were awesome at kicking and used a very small football.  Noah is good at basketball, though. 
04. Al Jefferson-Big Al has lost a lot of weight.  He will now be called Medium Al.  Medium Al is good at post moves, which I like. 03. Andrew Byum-It must be awesome to be 8 feet tall. 
02. Tim Duncan- Don't call him a power forward. If you are the tallest man on your team and guard the opposition's tallest player, you are a center.  Also, good bank shots.
01. Dwight Howard- Not only the biggest guy, but the biggest dork.  Dwight is not cool at all, but he can sure dunk that basketball. 

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written by Tim Legler, November 19, 2009
Probably the worst list I've ever seen. Pretty sure you don't watch basketball. By the way, Duncan is a PF.
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written by DaKid, January 13, 2010
Andrea Bargnani? over Chris Kaman?Bargnani's not even a center.
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written by Chris Bosh, January 17, 2010
Bosh is definately in anybody's top ten. Get serious.
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written by BJames, January 20, 2010
Seriously? I agree... Do you watch basketball? How does Chris Kaman for instance not factor into the top ten? He is only averaging 22pts and 9.5 rebounds a game... Who else on the list is putting up numbers like that? I'll tell you who isnt, the guy who is his goddamn backup that you have listed at #6! And while I'm not a huge celts fan, Kendrick Perkins is better than half these guys, Kevin Garnett is more a center than Tim Duncan, what about him? Al Horford? Ever heard of that guy? Ask someone who plays/watches ball, "would you prefer Shaq as washed up as he is, or would you prefer Joakim Noah?" You are a joker! I cant say it enough... This is the dumbest list ever! Oh, and then there is that guy, wears number one.... huh? what is his name? Amare F-ING Stoudemire! haha... Let me know where you got that ish you have been smoking!
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written by luvras, January 24, 2010
wheres amare, wheres horford huh??
duncan and bosh are PF's

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