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I spend all year trying to avoid commercials like the plague. I have a DVR, and will rarely watch anything live. I think there are a lot of people like me out there, but for some reason every year I make the horrendous mistake of watching the commercials during the Super Bowl. And every year I'm crushed with disappointment. This year, I learned the following from the Super Bowl ad geniuses:
1. Apparantly Beer executives think that everyone on the planet is a complete Corky from Life Goes On. I don't think I saw one commercial where it didn't involve people acting like idiots to get Beer.
2. The people who make car ads need to be brained with iron rods. Beat a little life into them. Hey, I like The Dude from Big Lebowski as much as the next guy, but those Hyundai commercials he voices make me want to drink arsenic.
3. The only abortion Tim Tebow should be worrying about is the abortion of his dreams to be an NFL QB.
4. The people who make Doritos ads are on hard drugs.
5. Danika Patrick seems to always be the LEAST attractive female in the GoDaddy.com ads? That just doesn't make sense to me.
6. I'm not going to watch them next year. That is why I pay to have a DVR.
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